Re: Matrimony Madness (planning the wedding)

**Candice Michelle Bautista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:14 am

"He's a dog, he just understood the jumping part!" Candice complained. "It's all your fault!"

**Matt Hardy** Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:15 am

"You could have stopped me if you wanted to but all you did was laugh when he jumped on Dave." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Bautista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:18 am

"Because it was funny then!" Candice whined.

"Hey!" Dave complained. "It was not!"

**Matt Hardy** Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:19 am

"It was so." Matt said with a laugh.

**Candice Michelle Bautista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:24 am

"My suit cost more than your dress!" Dave argued.

"Well maybe you shouldn't buy stupid expensive suits, that dress was pretty!" Candice retorted.

After glaring at each other for a moment, they looked at the phone. "This is all your fault!" They said to Matt in unison.

**Matt Hardy** Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:33 am

"He's your awesome dog so you both can take the blame." Matt said with a smile.

**Batista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:38 am

"You taught him to do it!" Dave complained.

**Matt Hardy** Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:39 am

"Candice never should have let me." Matt said.

**Batista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:01 am

"Hey! Don't pin this on me!" Candice exclaimed. "It was your idea!"

Dave rolled his eyes. "You're both impossible."

**Matt Hardy** Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:02 am

"Dave you're impossible." Matt said.

**Batista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:04 am

"How am I impossible?" Dave asked.

**Matt Hardy** Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:07 am

"You just are...oh and you're big baby if someone gets a tiny little stain on one of your suits." Matt said.

**Soraya O'Toole** Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:40 am

"Little...stain?!" Dave exclaimed. "Those stains weren't little, have you seen the size of my dog?!"

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Meanwhile, Soraya headed into the kitchen to call Shawn while Matt enjoyed giving Dave a hard time.

**Matt Hardy** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:19 am

"Yes I have and big deal, stop being a baby. Maybe Aidan should be wearing your suits and you should be wearing his diapers." Matt said.

**Soraya O'Toole** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:22 am

"You're lucky I like you, or I'd kick your ass." Dave muttered.

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Soraya dialed Shawn's number from the kitchen, rolling eyes as she listened to Matt give Dave a hard time.

**Shawn Michaels** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:25 am

"You sound cranky maybe Candice should give you a bottle then put you down for a nap." Matt said.

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Shawn was jumping on the couch in Hunter and Stephanie's living room when he heard his cell phone ring. He picked it up with a smile.

"Hello?" Shawn asked while he continued jumping.

**Candice Michelle Bautista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:29 am

Candice started laughing. "Ooh, Dave do you need to go night night?"

Dave glared at his wife. "Why do you encourage him?"

"Cause it's funny." Candice giggled.

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"Hey Shawn, it's Soraya, are you busy?" Soraya asked.

**Shawn Michaels** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:32 am

"No I'm just having fun at Hunter and Stephanie's house." Shawn said.

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"Candy I think it's past his bedtime." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Bautista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:36 am

"Oh okay, good." Soraya smiled. "I have a favor to ask you, for the wedding."

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Candice giggled. "I'll make him a bottle and grab his blankie."

"Would you stop?!" Dave said to her. "You're not helping."

**Shawn Michaels** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:41 am

"Sure, what is it?" Shawn asked with a smile.

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"You might also want to sing him a lullaby and do it quickly if he gets any angrier he might make a doo doo in his pants." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Bautista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:44 am

Candice giggled. "And then he'll need a diaper change."

"Yeah yeah, laugh it up." Dave muttered.

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"Well, I don't really have anyone to give me away at the ceremony and I was wondering if you might be interested?" Soraya asked.

**Shawn Michaels** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:48 am

Shawn stopped jumping.

"I'd love too Soraya." Shawn said with a smile.

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"They must have had to make special diapers for Dave since he's a giant baby." Matt said.

**Candice Michelle Bautista** Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:55 am

"Yup," Candice joked. "I have to special order them."

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Soraya beamed. "Really?! Oh thank you Shawn, this means a lot to me!"

**Shawn Michaels** Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:02 pm

"It means a lot to me too that you asked me." Shawn said.

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"Dave you had to be a pain to carry for nine months since you're a giant baby." Matt said

**Soraya O'Toole** Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:46 am

"Well now I know the wedding will be perfect since you agreed!" Soraya laughed. "I thought I might have to give myself away. Thank you so much Shawn, you're the best!"

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Candice giggled. "Aw, my poor big baby."

Dave glared at her and then the phone. "Yeah, you two are real funny."

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