Brains vs. Beauty 2009 (Chris & Maryse)

[Maryse]

Maryse came down the steps of The Four Seasons hotel in California.

She wore swimwear, becasue she was going to tan by the pool.

She walked out into the open in sandals accented with rhinestones and a white and gold accented towel wrapped around her.

She figured, since Ted was asleep, she'd get a head start on her tanning.

[Chris Jericho]

"Ah, there's nothing like a perfect sunny day to go to the pool," Chris thought as he walked to the pool side in his black swimming trunks and a pair of shades on. He crossed over to the pool chair and sat down to start putting on some sun lotion.

[Maryse]

Maryse walked closer to the pool side.

"Perfect spot.... excuse moi!" she told upset, once she saw a man sat down in her spot.

[Chris Jericho]

Chris looked up to see a blonde woman who had her eyes on him.

"Oui?" He replied to Maryse.

[Maryse]

Maryse jerked her head back

"Eww" she said.

"Don't talk to me, just get out of my spot" she told cattish.

[Chris Jericho]

His eyebrow rose. "Your spot?" He turned to look back at the chair before looking back at her.

"Well I'm sorry to tell ya but it doesn't have your name on it...and clearly I'm sitting here so...find somewhere else to sit." He said, faking a smile for her.

[Maryse]

"Are you stupid!" she hissed.

"I said get up, don't talk." she snapped.

"I'm Maryse! M-A-R-Y-S-E, the sexiest of sexy! The Sultry Diva" she boasted

"I get what I want"

[Chris Jericho]

He removed his shades. "Well newsflash Sultry Diva, you don't always get what you want," Chris said, narrowing his eyes.

[Maryse]

Maryse laughed fakely.

"Excuse moi mister bad hairjob... newsflash, I always get my way" she told firmly.

[Chris Jericho]

Chris made a fake laugh. "Well, let's put that to the test, shall we?"

[Maryse]

"Let's go ahead" she told, out of pure self-enjoyment, flipping her hair quickly.

[Chris Jericho]

Chris lay back down on the pool chair.

"Okay, go right on ahead." He smirked.

[Maryse]

Maryse glared at him

"I will" she said, picking up the suntan lotion he was using recently.

"You missed a spot" she said, dumping loads of the lotion on his face, glasses, and hair.

[Chris Jericho]

Suddenly he shot up from the chair as if he had just sit into a ball of fire.

"What the hell?!" he exclaiming, wiping a hand furiously over his face.

[Maryse]

"OOPS! I didn't know it would coming out that fast" she told

[Chris Jericho]

"You think it's funny huh?" Chris asked with a glare.

[Maryse]

If you can't tell that by my laughter... well then you need help for other things beisdes your hair and style" Maryse snapped.

[Chris Jericho]

"And you help to fix your attitude," Chris snapped back.

[Maryse]

Maryse laughed off Jericho's comment

"What attitude! I'm a vision of perfection"

[Chris Jericho]

"Vision of perfection? More like a vision of irritation," Chris said with sarcasm.

[Maryse]

"Well if I cna just irritate you than I guess that what makes my world go around" Maryse snapped back.

[Chris Jericho]

"You're enjoying this are you?" Chris asked with a glare.

[KellyKelly]

"Oui" she told

[Chris Jericho]

"Uh huh...too busy to notice something in your hair," Chris said.

[Maryse]

"AHHHHHHHHH" she screamed, begining to flip her hair repeatedly, trying to get the object or substance out.

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