Operation Surprise Party

[Batista]

Dave Bautista waited patiently on a bench in front of the water fountain at the mall. Today they were meeting Torrie Wilson-Cena who asked them to come to mall and help her with something.

"At the risk of sounding like Shawn...I'm bored." Hunter complained from his spot beside the Animal. "Where is Torrie?"

"Late." Dave shrugged.

[Evan Bourne]

"Uh guys?" Evan Bourne approached the two men by the fountain. "Did you know Shawn's up in that tree over there?"

Hunter nodded. "He's squirrel hunting." He said as though it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"He just doesn't know there's no squirrels up there because the tree is fake." Dave added.

"Oh." Evan replied, now understanding. "Is Torrie here yet?"

"Nope." Dave and Hunter said in unison.

"Okay then." Evan seated himself beside Hunter.

[Shawn Michaels]

"Look I'm a flying squirrel!" Shawn yelled before he leaped off the fake tree then landed on Evan.

[Batista]

"Ow!" Evan groaned as he and Shawn tumbled to the floor. "Hey! I thought I was the only Airbourne one here!" He complained.

"When it comes to squirrels, there's no limits to what Shawn will do." Hunter said sympathetically.

"Shawn, you almost killed Evan...what'd he ever do to you?" Dave shook his head.

[Shawn Michaels]

Shawn looked at Dave as he sat on Evan's back.

"Nothing." Shawn said.

[Triple H]

"Hey, I'm not your chair!" Evan complained.

"Shawn, don't sit on the poor kid." Hunter shook his head. "Shawn look, squirrel!" He pointed to the tree.

[Shawn Michaels]

Shawn jumped on Evan's back then climbed on the tree.

"I don't see it." Shawn said.

[Triple H]

"Ow." Evan rubbed his back as he sat back up. "I hope Torrie gets here soon."

"Me too." Hunter grumbled. "Keeping looking Shawn, he's up there."

[Shawn Michaels]

"I still don't see him." Shawn said as he jumped around the fake tree.

[Triple H]

"At least it'll keep him occupied until she gets here." Hunter shrugged.

[Shawn Michaels]

Shawn continued jumping until he broke a branch and fell on Evan again.

"That was fun." Shawn said with a smile.

[Triple H]

"Are you trying to kill me!" Evan yelled.

"Shawn, leave the kid alone." Hunter said sternly.

[Shawn Michaels]

Shawn glared at Evan as he sat on him.

"You're a meanie." Shawn said as he smacked Evan on the back of his head.

[Batista]

"Ouch, get him off me!" Evan pleaded.

"Shawn." Dave rose to his feet and glared. "Get off Evan...now."

[Shawn Michaels]

"I want cookies first." Shawn said.

[Batista]

"Not until you get off Evan." Dave said. "I made sure Candice packed chocolate chip too. But if you want them, you have to leave Evan alone."

[Shawn Michaels]

"Do they have frosting and sprinkles on them?" Shawn asked.

[Batista]

"Only one way to find out...get off Evan." Dave said, reaching into his pocket for the ziplock bag of cookies.

[Shawn Michaels]

"Not without cookies that meet up to my standards." Shawn said.

[Batista]

"Fine, then I'll eat the cookies myself." Dave said simply, before taking one out and stuffing it in his mouth. "Mhmm...so good." He teased. "You don't know what you're missing." He said between chews.

[Shawn Michaels]

Shawn got up then tackled Dave down and took the bag. He sat on Dave as he looked at the cookies.

"These don't say HBK is the best." Shawn moaned but ate one anyway.

"Yummy." Shawn said with a smile as he continued sitting on Dave.

[Evan Bourne]

"Thanks Dave." Evan groaned, accepting Hunter's help back to his feet.

"No problem." Dave grunted, lifting Shawn into the air as he got back to his feet. "Now sit here and eat your cookies." He ordered, placing Shawn on the bench.

[Shawn Michaels]

"Piggyback ride!" Shawn yelled before he jumped onto Dave's back.

[Batista]

Dave just sighed while Shawn clung to his back. "You have worse ADD than a four year old."

[Evan Bourne]

Evan cracked his back and sighed. "How do you put up with him all the time?"

"Practice." Hunter said gravely. "You'll learn."

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